Mediums of communications change, but the stories we tell remain the same. One exciting new television programme sweeping your empire is a reimagining of a previous era's play about the ancient discovery of {0}. The epic re-told tale of romance and heroism is capturing imaginations nationwide, and children everywhere are begging their parents for the latest {0} toys. However, some say that the craze is deeply unhealthy, and that certain scenes are inappropriate for young minds. They urge you to place limits on the show's reach. What do you say?
They have a point. Vapid entertainment like this has a way of making the people weak. Put them back to work.
Ridiculous. This television programme is making you plenty of money, and may even have overseas appeal someday.
Children should not be exposed to such moral depravity. Replace the series with a good old-fashioned military programme that glorifies the art of war.