A great comet streaks through the heavens, stirring awe in all those who witness its iridescent passage. Your most obsequious underlings immediately hail it as a symbol of your growing repute and magnificence. An astute astrologer, however, discerns that this is no new phenomenon – the exact same comet has been observed several times in recent centuries. Whatever its origin, this singular astral spectacle must have an everlasting name bestowed upon it. What would be most fitting?
Name the comet after yourself, for it is almost as splendorous as you are. Your people will be proud.
It must bear the name of the stargazer who discovered it, in recognition of their scientific accomplishments.
This is a sign from the heavens. Whether it be blessing or warning, we would be wise to give it a holy name.